Trump & Russia explained

So, Russia interfered with our election. Oh No! How horrible! Let’s nuke their sorry red asses! But wait, HYPOCRITE ALERT! We’ve been influencing elections in other countries for DECADES! Holy shit Batman, can this be true? Of course it is, we’re so sure that our system is the best system in the world, we’ve been arm twisting, bribing and warring these countries into a democratic system forever!

Can’t be you say? Well then, you’re an idiot. It’s happening as you read this.

Of course the left is going to deny it, because all they do is lie and deny to get their agenda into the press, who is also complicit in this system grab.

OK, but what about the title? It says Trump and Russia Explained, what’s the explanation? There is no explanation, it’s an attention getter that made you read my shit. Trump has not colluded with Russia as the left and press have claimed, it’s just more of their lies do damage this country.

Now don’t you feel better?