. . . if you’re looking for a Christmas gift for me.
Not sure what I’d use it for really, but it would make the long trip to the mailbox each day a lot more interesting.
I am a husband, father, grandfather, friend, business owner, traveller, Harley rider, citizen, patriot, gun owner, politically eclectic person of strange personal habits. I support police, trust no politicians, and can argue any side of an argument just to amuse myself. People love me or hate me and those that are in-between don't know me.