I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, “What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs?”

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

May you always have:

Love to share ,
Cash to spare ,
And friends who care .

The Musician Searching for Forgotten Pianos Inside Derelict Wonders

• why muslims can pray in school and Christians can’t?
• why muslims can wear clothing that hides their face at any time, but when I walk into places wearing a scarf or other cold weather gear over my face, I get told to remove it or leave?
• why muslims have become a protected group and caucasian males have become universal targets of all other groups?
• why muslims can can live in segregated areas of large cities, but we’re told we must integrate?
• why muslims can keep non-muslims out of their neighborhoods by acts of terror, but we can’t keep them out of our neighborhoods because we fear their acts of terror?
• why muslims must be accepted for their dress, but students in school are constantly sent home for wearing clothing that is “distracting” to other students?
• why muslims are so hated by most people and yet liberals still kiss their ass?
• why muslims are not condemned for their acceptance of pedophilia claiming it’s OK by their islamic laws?
• why muslims can tell us that sharia law is to become the rule of law here because it is the way of allah?

I can tell you why. It’s because of the obama administration’s wishes to turn us into a third world county. Thank God for Donald Trump’s presidency and that we dodged the liberal bullet named clinton!