Anger issues can be caused by many people and things.

Neighbors who can’t manage to open a gate that is not locked.

Being dragged out of a bathtub for the above reason.

Daughters coming in talking in tongues about many things.

Son texting me when he knows I hate texts.

Customers thinking they can con me and still expecting to remain as customers.

Another customer telling me she wants to run for president so she can open the borders to all.

Flies. Flies just piss me the hell off.

Dogs that are too stupid to use a doggie door.

People that shit in the middle of our parking lot, even though we have a porta-pottie for their use when we’re closed.