Monthly Archives: October 2018

B.S. & Political Ridicule

Muslim Tolerance

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy,” and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot.”
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs.”
Across the street, there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called ” Morehammered.”
“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
B.S. & Political Ridicule

Teaching others to ride motorcycles

I start RDP (rider coach prep) on Monday. Classes are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. for 7 days in Albuquerque. I’ll be staying at the Residence Inn down there for the entire 7 days.

Why am I doing this? I find riding a passion that I’d like to share and teaching others to ride will be my way of sharing. Pretty simple really. Several of my friends have done this for many years and have encouraged me to join their ranks, and I am.

This site may have very few entries this coming week, but I’ll be back posting the following week. My first class will be Nov. 1 of this year.

Peace!

B.S. & Political Ridicule

Women vs. Men

AVOCADOS
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.

WATER IN THE CARBURETOR
WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
WIFE: “In the pool”.

STATISTIC
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That’s scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.

THE PHONE
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
“Hi Meg,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Meg replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though.”
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.
“How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”

HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”
Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

TODAY’S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE
From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”
Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!