Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

A Sunday Ride Without Nina?

Yeah, she won’t ride with me today. I’m riding with the HOG chapter to Rudy’s BBQ in Albuquerque for lunch and a chapter meeting. Neither of us a big fans of BBQ the way it’s been done in Alb. but I want to ride.

We did the camera phone class yesterday and other than learning of some new apps that we can use to take and manipulate pictures. The instructor is an interesting guy and I hope that Debby can rope him into more events at the dealership and and I’d like to get him on some of our rides.

Before the class, there was a board meeting that covered the HOT review from the board members. We’re hoping to increase membership and offer different rides.

ERIN

Erin returns tomorrow morning. I’m not sure why they got to keep her for as long as they did, but I look forward to seeing her tomorrow.

With Erin gone, Nina was able to do a record amount of housework AND she was even able to relax a bit. Erin is very demanding of Nina’s time when she’s here.

Missing: 2 Front Teeth

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old sow came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do.”

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

Saying goodbye to Mom.

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother. A few minutes later, I get into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long. I said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.

General B.S.

  • Going for my physical today.  8:00 appointment for ½ hour.
  • Mostly testing today and then a week later I go for an hour for a more in-depth appointment. They’ll talk about the test results and tell me I’m fat and to lose weight.
  • Good news on the septic front, the drain field was lowered to ½ the size we originally thought they’d require. We may also go with a lined pit which could lower the cost even more.
  • Erin is in Dilia for a week. Snow related schedule change from last week’s storms.
  • I was informed yesterday that the D.A.’s office had never considered charging me in the shooting. Great news for me.
  • Romero, the guy I shot, is being arraigned next Friday. I was told that I don’t have to be there, but I can go if I want. Since my schedule is clear that day, I want to go. Dennis, want to join me?
  • Poker tonight. Maybe? I didn’t see much response to the email invite. In fact I was the only respondent.
  • Supposed to be warming up from now on. I hope riding weather is included in the warmth.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too much, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late , get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.
~ George Carlin