Category Archives: B.S. & Political Ridicule

From Mom

AN ILLEGAL POEM
by Illegal Immigrants

I cross river,
poor and broke,

Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
‘You come no more,

We send cash
right to your door.’

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,

Medicaid
it keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,

Tell them
‘come, fast as you can’

They come in buses
and Ford trucks,

I buy big house
with welfare bucks.

They come here,
we live together,

More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,

But neighbor’s patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
. .
I buy his house,
and then I say,

‘Find more aliens
for house to rent.’

In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,

But they, too,
draw welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
Soon we own
whole neighborhood..

We have hobby
it called breeding,

Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?

We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.

If they no like us,
they can go,
Got lots of room
in Mexico .

Hectic 16 hours

  • Power went out around 6:00 p.m.
  • NINE power poles taken out by high winds, possibly a tornado.
  • Ann McGrath said it was a tornado.
  • I drove by the area where the poles were down and it was about one mile stretch of damage.
  • Customers kept coming in, even though we had no power.
  • They seemed to fail to understand that we had no power either and sometimes got “persistent”.
  • We locked the doors at 7:00 and put up a sign.
  • Power was returned around 10:00 p.m.
  • We did not make the news.
  • This morning I had to fix the internet because the ATM is hooked up to the net and there’s no land line there anymore.
  • I had to get the cash register fixed. There was a corrupted file in the system and Ruby’s Help Desk was s l o w   a s   H E L L .  We are up and running though.
  • Changed the fish tank filter.

Wind Event?

We are sitting in the dark and have had no power since 7:00. I have been told that 9 power poles were knocked down by a possible tornado.

As I sit here typing this, the power returned. Three hours down and one hour sitting in the dark reading my iPad. If I had started this earlier, would the power have returned earlier? Makes you wonder.

Erin and I went . . .

We went on a ride yesterday in the Jeep. Drove up the Pecos River Canyon and stopped to visit Huie at the Tererro General Store. Erin was her usual engaging self and asked him about all the animal mounts in his store, especially the mountain lion mounted on a rock in a rest position. Huie thought she was a cutie.

Alternate Erinday Greetings

  • Erin comes home today.
  • She stayed with the others because Sunday was Father’s Day.
  • Banking for Nina and I after breakfast at Charlie’s.
  • I’ll take the bike to breakfast since Nina’s taking her car to to some store shopping at WallyWorld.
  • I may even take the long way home. That’s a 100 mile trip.
  • Still not sure about that though.
  • Boycott KFC!
  • I gave got to stop watching the news while doing this.

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Taos Loop Today

Nina and I took the bike and did the Taos loop today. Either way we head to Taos, it’s 100 miles. With the little exploring we did, we logged 239 miles. The bike got 43.6 m.p.g.

The day started out just great, no wind, and with the promise of light winds we expected a calm ride. The weatherliar was true to form, he lied. On the downside of the mountain we ran into severe winds. They kept blowing all the way home.

The winds played havoc on my gas milage. I made it back home on fumes. 5.7 gallons in a 6 gallon tank. When I started the bike up after I fueled up, the nav unit flashed  saying that it detected I was low on fuel and to press OK to search for the closest fuel. I did and it did not show the closest fuel, my place, it showed the closest being 16 miles away. Peckerheads!

Nice Morning at HD

Around 9:00 i headed out to a tent event at Harley Davidson in Santa Fe. Food and drink and racing and ballon tossing on motorcycles. A custom painted Fat Bob is being raffled off with the drawing being held at the Rough Rider’s Rally in Las Vegas next month. It’s a POW/MIA themed bike. I hope I win.