Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”<\/p>\n
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe…why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.<\/p>\n
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts.
\nYou could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”<\/p>\n
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.” It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.<\/p>\n
~<\/p>\n
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,<\/span><\/p>\n “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” ~<\/p>\n A little old lady wants to join a local biker club ! Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was … Continue reading 3 biker jokes<\/span>
\n“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
\nThe motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
\n“Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
\n“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
\nThe motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
\n“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
\nFinally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…
\n“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u2022 A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
\n\u2022 She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
\n\u2022 The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
\n\u2022 The biker asks: “Do you have a motorcycle?”
\n\u2022 The little old lady replies: “Yep… my bike’s parked over there”, and points to a Harley in the driveway.
\n\u2022 The biker asks: “Do you drink?”
\n\u2022 The little old lady replies: “Yep… drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
\n\u2022 The biker asks: “Do you smoke?”
\n\u2022 The lady replies: “Yep… smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I’m shooting pool.”
\n\u2022 Very impressed the biker asks: “Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
\n\u2022 The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, … but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"