{"id":8460,"date":"2015-05-18T07:37:54","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T13:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=8460"},"modified":"2015-05-18T07:37:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T13:37:54","slug":"more-penguins","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=8460","title":{"rendered":"More Penguins?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Grumpy leads the pack.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8216;Grumpy, my son,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;What can I do for you?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Grumpy asks, &#8216;Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,\u00a0&#8216;No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome &#8230;&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.<br \/>\nGrumpy turns back, &#8216;Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,<br \/>\n&#8216;No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe &#8230; &#8216;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Grumpy turns back and says, &#8216;Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The Pope, really confused by the questions says,\u00a0&#8216;I&#8217;m sorry, my son, but there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8216;Grumpy fucked a penguin!&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Grumpy fucked a penguin!&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;Grumpy fucked a penguin!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. &#8216;Grumpy, my son,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;What can I do for you?&#8217; Grumpy asks, &#8216;Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?&#8217; The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=8460\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">More Penguins?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":6575,"menu_order":704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8461,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8460\/revisions\/8461"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}