An 85 year old man had to take a sperm count for a physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring
\nback a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man
\nreappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as\u00a0clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened\u00a0and the man explained. “Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my\u00a0right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still\u00a0nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,\u00a0then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with\u00a0the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up\u00a0Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,\u00a0then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”\u00a0The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The\u00a0old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An 85 year old man had to take a sperm count for a physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as\u00a0clean and … Continue reading The Sample<\/span>