{"id":9405,"date":"2015-11-29T19:32:21","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T02:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=9405"},"modified":"2015-11-29T19:32:21","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T02:32:21","slug":"its-all-about-the-spacing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=9405","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all about the spacing."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"post_message_4534242\" class=\"nolinks\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been\u00a0going out with each other for a long time. \u00a0Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. \u00a0Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.<\/p>\n<p>They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. \u00a0Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;How do you feel about sex?&#8217; he asked, rather tentatively. \u00a0&#8216;I would like it infrequently&#8217; she replied.<\/p>\n<p>The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered &#8211; \u00a0&#8216;Is that one word or two?&#8217;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"lkbtn_1.142161.4534242\" class=\"vbseo_buttons\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been\u00a0going out with each other for a long time. \u00a0Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. \u00a0Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?page_id=9405\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s all about the spacing.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":6575,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9406,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9405\/revisions\/9406"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}