This little old Jewish couple retire, and finally get to take their trip to the Holy Land.
\nWhile there, the wife dies of a heart attack.
\nGrief stricken, the husband talks to an undertaker.
\nThe undertaker tells him, “I can bury her here for $200, or ship her body to the States for $5,000.”
\nWithout hesitantion, the old man tells him, “Ship her home.”
\nThe undertaker, bewildered by this response says, “Why ship her body to the states, when you can bury her in the Holy Land for $200?!!”
\nThe husband explains.
\n“2,000 years ago, a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he got up.”
\n“I can’t take that chance!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This little old Jewish couple retire, and finally get to take their trip to the Holy Land. While there, the wife dies of a heart attack. Grief stricken, the husband talks to an undertaker. The undertaker tells him, “I can bury her here for $200, or ship her body to the States for $5,000.” Without … Continue reading Cute.<\/span>