One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.<\/p>\n
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.<\/p>\n
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I\u00a0have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what\u00a0I’m going to do. I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as\u00a0you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let\u00a0YOU decide who leaves.”<\/p>\n
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the\u00a0first room.\u00a0In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and\u00a0surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with\u00a0nothing. Such was his fate in hell.<\/p>\n
“No,” Obama said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t think\u00a0I could do that all day long.”<\/p>\n
The devil led him to the door of the next room.\u00a0In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was\u00a0swing that hammer, time after time after time.<\/p>\n
“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in\u00a0constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.<\/p>\n
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on\u00a0the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle\u00a0pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.<\/p>\n
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I can\u00a0handle this.”<\/p>\n
The devil smiled and said .. . . . .<\/p>\n
(This is priceless…)<\/p>\n
“OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I\u00a0have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you … Continue reading Obama Dies<\/span>