{"id":10076,"date":"2016-04-01T08:56:10","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T14:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10076"},"modified":"2016-04-01T08:56:10","modified_gmt":"2016-04-01T14:56:10","slug":"just-another-day-at-the-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10076","title":{"rendered":"Just another day at the store. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A domestic in the parking lot.<\/li>\n<li>She&#8217;s a banshee, screaming at everyone. Doing donuts in the parking lot.<\/li>\n<li>Threatened me before speeding away throwing stones at me with her tires.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s apologizes, but I tell him that she&#8217;s not welcome here anymore.<\/li>\n<li>Cops come and want the video.<\/li>\n<li>I give it to them and they run me through the system. Maybe because she was less than pleased that I was carrying.<\/li>\n<li>They left.<\/li>\n<li>Peace has descended on the property again, but Tori is still my daughter and I&#8217;m sure it will not last. Sorry Tort.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A domestic in the parking lot. She&#8217;s a banshee, screaming at everyone. Doing donuts in the parking lot. Threatened me before speeding away throwing stones at me with her tires. He&#8217;s apologizes, but I tell him that she&#8217;s not welcome here anymore. Cops come and want the video. I give it to them and they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10076\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Just another day at the store. . .<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10077,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076\/revisions\/10077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}