{"id":10312,"date":"2016-05-28T20:48:29","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T02:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10312"},"modified":"2016-05-28T20:48:29","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T02:48:29","slug":"dammit-doug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10312","title":{"rendered":"Dammit Doug!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I was only speeding to get you home on time so you could make your dinner reservation.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">You need to keep up with me when I speed for your benefit. I was only going 15 to 20 m.p.h. over the limit.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cops don&#8217;t even look at you until you&#8217;re doing 25 over.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Really, I promise.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Would I lie to you?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sell your bike please!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was only speeding to get you home on time so you could make your dinner reservation. You need to keep up with me when I speed for your benefit. I was only going 15 to 20 m.p.h. over the limit. Cops don&#8217;t even look at you until you&#8217;re doing 25 over. Really, I promise. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10312\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dammit Doug!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10313,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10312\/revisions\/10313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}