{"id":10594,"date":"2016-07-27T11:56:53","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T17:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10594"},"modified":"2016-07-27T11:56:53","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T17:56:53","slug":"cowboy-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10594","title":{"rendered":"Cowboy Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge,<br \/>\nMontana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber<br \/>\nhe can&#8217;t get all his whiskers o<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">ff because his cheeks<br \/>\nare wrinkled from age.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the<br \/>\nshelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his<br \/>\ncheek to spread out the skin. When he&#8217;s finished, the<br \/>\nold cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave<br \/>\nhe&#8217;d had in years, but he wanted to know what would<br \/>\nhave happened if he had accidentally swallowed the<br \/>\nlittle ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a<br \/>\ncouple of days like everyone else does.<br \/>\n&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can&#8217;t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10594\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cowboy Logic<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10594"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10596,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10594\/revisions\/10596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}