{"id":10608,"date":"2016-07-29T07:59:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T13:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10608"},"modified":"2016-07-29T07:59:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-29T13:59:50","slug":"before-you-put-your-camel-to-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10608","title":{"rendered":"Before You Put Your Camel to Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:\u00a0&#8220;I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, &#8220;The Turban Cowboy,&#8221; and the other, a topless bar, would be called &#8220;You Mecca Me Hot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called \u201cIraq of Ribs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cAcross the street there could be a lingerie store called &#8220;Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,&#8221; with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods&#8221;, and on the other side a liquor store called &#8220;Morehammered.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point&#8230;It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:\u00a0&#8220;I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10608\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Before You Put Your Camel to Bed<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10609,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions\/10609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}