Katie, a blonde city girl from Dallas marries a\u00a0Texas\u00a0rancher in the Rio Grande Valley.\u00a0She moves down to the RGV and begins learning how to manage the ranch. It is her new life, after all.<\/p>\n
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,\u00a0the rancher says to Katie, \u201cThe insemination man is coming over to\u00a0impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2\u00d74 just above\u00a0where the cow\u2019s stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is\u00a0when he gets here, OK?\u201d The rancher leaves for the fields. After awhile, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front\u00a0door. \u201cI came to inseminate the cow,\u201d he said. Katie\u00a0takes him down\u00a0to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Katie\u00a0sees the\u00a0nail, she tells him, \u201cThis is the one right here.\u201d The man, assuming\u00a0he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, \u201cTell me, lady, \u2019cause I\u2019m\u00a0dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the right cow to be\u00a0bred?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s simple,\u201d she said. \u201cBy the nail that\u2019s over its\u00a0stall,\u201d she explains very confidently.<\/span><\/p>\n Laughing rudely at her, the man says, \u201cAnd what, pray tell, is the (It\u2019s nice to see a blonde win one of these every once in awhile.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Katie, a blonde city girl from Dallas marries a\u00a0Texas\u00a0rancher in the Rio Grande Valley.\u00a0She moves down to the RGV and begins learning how to manage the ranch. It is her new life, after all. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,\u00a0the rancher says to Katie, \u201cThe insemination man is coming over … Continue reading Blond Texan Joke<\/span>
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\nshoulder, \u201cI guess it\u2019s to hang your pants on,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n