{"id":10880,"date":"2016-09-22T07:15:22","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T13:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10880"},"modified":"2016-09-22T07:15:22","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T13:15:22","slug":"from-mom-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=10880","title":{"rendered":"From Mom."},"content":{"rendered":"

My life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.<\/p>\n

The following is a recap of my current identity. Please help me come to terms with this, because I\u2018m not sure who I am anymore!<\/p>\n

I was born white, which makes me a racist.<\/p>\n

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.<\/p>\n

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.<\/p>\n

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.<\/p>\n

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.<\/p>\n

I’m an American Patriot that believes in the Constitution, and I own a gun which makes me a radical right wing nut job.<\/p>\n

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.<\/p>\n

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.<\/p>\n

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.<\/p>\n

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me
\nanti-social.<\/p>\n

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.<\/p>\n

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.<\/p>\n

And now my newest problem \u2013 I’m not sure which bathroom I should use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. The following is a recap of my current identity. Please help me come to terms with this, because I\u2018m not sure who I am anymore! … Continue reading From Mom.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10881,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10880\/revisions\/10881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}