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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.\u00a0 It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.\u00a0 “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”
\n“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied.
\nThe taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth?\u00a0 They’re hookers, boy!\u00a0 They have sex with men for money.”
\nThe little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers “Yes.”
\nAfter a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?”<\/p>\n
She said, “Most of them become taxi drivers.”<\/p>\n
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\nA doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.\u00a0 At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.\u00a0 As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.<\/p>\n
“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?”
\n“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”
\n“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep
\nShe reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee and said, “Yes, dear, I know that.\u00a0 But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks.\u00a0 And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night.”<\/p>\n
You gotta love Grandmas!
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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.\u00a0 The baby wouldn’t take it so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.”
\nFive minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said,\u00a0 “Come on, honey.\u00a0 Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”<\/p>\n
A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, “Come on kid.\u00a0 Make up your mind!\u00a0 I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”<\/p>\n
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.\u00a0 The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’\u00a0 The question was worth 70 points or none at all.\u00a0 One student was hard put to think of seven advantages.\u00a0 He wrote:<\/p>\n
1)\u00a0 It is perfect formula for the child.
\n2)\u00a0 It provides immunity against several diseases.
\n3)\u00a0 It is always the right temperature.
\n4)\u00a0 It is inexpensive.
\n5)\u00a0 It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
\n6)\u00a0 It is always available as needed.<\/p>\n
And then the student was stuck.\u00a0 Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
\n7)\u00a0 It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.<\/p>\n
He got an A.<\/p>\n
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An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying.\u00a0 He calls his grandson to his bedside.\u00a0\u00a0 “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me.\u00a0 I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
\n“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.\u00a0 How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
\n“You lissina me, boy!\u00a0 Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.\u00a0 Then one-a day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.\u00a0 Whatta you gonna do then?\u00a0 Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Times up!’ “<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
https:\/\/youtu.be\/qKrO5262fh4 A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.\u00a0 It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.\u00a0 “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, … Continue reading From Mom<\/span>