{"id":11662,"date":"2017-03-02T08:51:22","date_gmt":"2017-03-02T15:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=11662"},"modified":"2017-03-02T08:51:22","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T15:51:22","slug":"got-this-from-mom-happy-birthday-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=11662","title":{"rendered":"Got this from Mom.  Happy Birthday Mom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Living in the Southwestern USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for a long wait I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.<\/p>\n<p>When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3\/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren&#8217;t<br \/>\nthat sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.<\/p>\n<p>It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.<\/p>\n<p>At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.<\/p>\n<p>It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;don&#8217;t try it at McDonald&#8217;s\u2026<br \/>\nThe whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the hat:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/unnamed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11664\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/unnamed.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"338\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/unnamed.png 338w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/unnamed-150x146.png 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/unnamed-300x293.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Living in the Southwestern USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for a long wait I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3\/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren&#8217;t that sick &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=11662\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Got this from Mom.  Happy Birthday Mom!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11662"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11665,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11662\/revisions\/11665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}