For you young folks(not many in this groupJ) who never watched this show, the \u201cstars\u201d may not be familiar.
\nThey were all comedians with a sharp wit and a homely face.
\nREMEMBER THE “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES”??<\/p>\n
These great questions and answers are from the days when
\nHollywood Squares’
\ngame show responses were spontaneous, not scripted!
\nMost were live, not recorded!!<\/p>\n
Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
\nA. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
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\nQ. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…
\nA. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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\nQ. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
\nA.. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.
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\nQ. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that
\nhe is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
\nA.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
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\nQ. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
\nA. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
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\nQ. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?
\nA. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.
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\nQ. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
\nA. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.
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\nQ. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
\nA. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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\nQ.. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries.
\nAre you going to get any during the first year?
\nA.. Charley Weaver: Of course not,
\nI’m too busy growing strawberries.
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\nQ. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
\nA. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
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\nQ. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
\nA. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.
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\nQ. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
\nA.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
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\nQ. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
\nA. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
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\nQ. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
\nA. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
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\nQ. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
\nA. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
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\nQ. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
\nA. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
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\nQ. Jackie Gleason (fat comedian) recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
\nA. Charley Weaver: His feet.
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\nQ. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
\nA. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh !!
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\nWE DON’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
\nWE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
For you young folks(not many in this groupJ) who never watched this show, the \u201cstars\u201d may not be familiar. They were all comedians with a sharp wit and a homely face. REMEMBER THE “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES”?? These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted! Most … Continue reading From Mom, again!<\/span>