A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day, she asked Jimmy\u00a0what his problem was. He replied, \u201cI\u2019m too smart for the second\u00a0grade, my sister is in the fourth\u00a0grade, and I\u2019m smarter than her too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher took him to the principal\u2019s office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would\u00a0give Jimmy\u00a0a test. If he failed to answer one question, then he would have to go back to the second\u00a0grade and be quiet. The teacher and Jimmy\u00a0both agreed.<\/p>\n
Principal: \u201cWhat is 3 x 3?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201c9.\u201d<\/p>\n
Principal: \u201c6 x 6?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201c36.\u201d<\/p>\n
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a fourth\u00a0grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher \u201cI see no reason why Jimmy\u00a0can\u2019t go to the fourth\u00a0grade, he answered all of my questions right.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Jimmy\u00a0agree.<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201cLegs\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat do you have in your pants that I don\u2019t have?\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answerin gJimmy says, \u201cPockets.\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat does a dog do that a man steps into?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201cPants.\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201cFiretruck.\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says \u201cPut Jimmy in the fourth\u00a0grade. I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day, she asked Jimmy\u00a0what his problem was. He replied, \u201cI\u2019m too smart for the second\u00a0grade, my sister is in the fourth\u00a0grade, and I\u2019m smarter than her too.\u201d The teacher took him to the principal\u2019s office and explained the situation to the principal. … Continue reading LITTLE JIMMY<\/span>