You\u2019re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you\u2026<\/p>\n
You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?<\/p>\n
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\nDemocrat\u2019s Answer:<\/p>\n
Well, that\u2019s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP?<\/p>\n
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?<\/p>\n
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?<\/p>\n
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?<\/p>\n
Is it possible he\u2019d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?<\/p>\n
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.<\/p>\n
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!<\/p>\n
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\nRepublican\u2019s Answer:<\/p>\n
BANG!<\/p>\n
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\nSoutherner\u2019s Answer:<\/p>\n
BANG!
\nBANG! BANG!
\nBANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
\nClick\u2026..<\/p>\n
(Sounds of reloading)<\/p>\n
BANG!
\nBANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
\nBANG! BANG! BANG!
\nBANG!
\nClick.<\/p>\n
Daughter: \u201cNice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Federal Hollow Points?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Son: \u201cCan I shoot the next one?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cYou are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" You\u2019re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you\u2026 You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere … Continue reading Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:<\/span>