{"id":12283,"date":"2017-07-26T07:57:45","date_gmt":"2017-07-26T13:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12283"},"modified":"2017-07-26T07:57:45","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T13:57:45","slug":"officer-is-talking-down-to-a-young-girl-but-then-she-says-something-that-catches-him-off-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12283","title":{"rendered":"Officer is talking down to a young girl, but then she says something that catches him off guard"},"content":{"rendered":"<header>\n<h1 class=\"title single-title entry-title\">From the mouths of babes\u2026<\/h1>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"post-single-content box mark-links entry-content\">\n<div class=\"thecontent\">\n<blockquote><p><strong>A policeman on a horse approaches a little girl on a bicycle and says, \u201cNice bike you\u2019ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cYep,\u201d replies the little girl.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWell, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d he says, and fines her $5 for it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cnext year tell Santa that the d\u2013ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the mouths of babes\u2026 A policeman on a horse approaches a little girl on a bicycle and says, \u201cNice bike you\u2019ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?\u201d \u201cYep,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d he says, and fines her $5 for it. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12283\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Officer is talking down to a young girl, but then she says something that catches him off guard<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12284,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12283\/revisions\/12284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}