{"id":12564,"date":"2017-09-17T00:12:10","date_gmt":"2017-09-17T06:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12564"},"modified":"2017-09-17T19:10:10","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T01:10:10","slug":"husband-tries-to-get-on-his-wifes-nerves-but-how-he-does-it-is-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12564","title":{"rendered":"Husband tries to get on his wife\u2019s nerves, but how he does it is priceless"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I think it\u2019s safe to say wives and husbands get on each others nerves, and sometimes it\u2019s intentional. But, maybe the men enjoy it a little more than the women. Here\u2019s one husband\u2019s account of how he successfully gets on his wife\u2019s nerves:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/header>\n

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My wife and I were watching \u201cWho Wants To Be A Millionaire?\u201d while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, \u201cDo you want to have sex?\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d she answered.
\nI then said, \u201cIs that your final answer?\u201d She didn\u2019t even look at me this time, simply saying \u201cYes.\u201d
\nSo I said, \u201cThen I\u2019d like to phone a friend.\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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I asked my wife, \u201cWhere do you want to go for our anniversary?\u201d
\nIt warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. \u201cSomewhere I haven\u2019t been in a long time!\u201d she said.
\nSo I suggested, \u201cHow about the kitchen?\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
\nI hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
\nThe wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
\nI went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
\nI cuddled up to my wife\u2019s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, \u201cThe weather out there is terrible.\u201d
\nMy loving wife of 10 years replied, \u201cCan you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
\n\u201cI\u2019ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.\u201d
\nHe said, \u201cAren\u2019t you worried about the mad cow?\u201d
\n\u201cNah, she can order for herself.\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
\nMy wife asked, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d
\n\u201cYes,\u201d I sighed, \u201cShe\u2019s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d
\n\u201cMy God!\u201d said my wife, \u201cwho would think a person could go on celebrating that long?\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver\u2019s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
\nThe woman said, \u201cUnbutton your shirt.\u201d So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver hair. She said, \u201cThat silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.\u201d and she processed my Social Security application.
\nWhen I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
\nShe said, \u201cYou should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
\nThe next year, I didn\u2019t buy her a gift.
\nWhen she asked me why, I replied, \u201cWell, you still haven\u2019t used the gift I bought you last year!\u201d
\nAnd that\u2019s when the fight started\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think it\u2019s safe to say wives and husbands get on each others nerves, and sometimes it\u2019s intentional. But, maybe the men enjoy it a little more than the women. Here\u2019s one husband\u2019s account of how he successfully gets on his wife\u2019s nerves: My wife and I were watching \u201cWho Wants To Be A Millionaire?\u201d … Continue reading Husband tries to get on his wife\u2019s nerves, but how he does it is priceless<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12564"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12565,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564\/revisions\/12565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}