{"id":12751,"date":"2017-11-07T00:40:34","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T07:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12751"},"modified":"2017-11-06T17:40:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-07T00:40:59","slug":"three-men-are-in-a-public-bathroom-and-show-their-very-different-upbringings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12751","title":{"rendered":"THREE MEN ARE IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM AND SHOW THEIR VERY DIFFERENT UPBRINGINGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"td-post-header\">\n<header class=\"td-post-title\">\n<div class=\"td-module-meta-info\">Two wealthy college students and a retired old truck driver were using the urinals in a public restroom.<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-post-content\">\n<div><\/div>\n<p>The first young man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job.<\/p>\n<p>As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular, \u201cAt Harvard, I learned to be clean and sanitary.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second young gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, \u201cAt Yale, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The elderly trucker finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering, \u201cIn kindergarten, I learned not to piss on my hands.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two wealthy college students and a retired old truck driver were using the urinals in a public restroom. The first young man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=12751\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">THREE MEN ARE IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM AND SHOW THEIR VERY DIFFERENT UPBRINGINGS<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12752,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12751\/revisions\/12752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}