{"id":13122,"date":"2018-01-25T13:52:53","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T20:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13122"},"modified":"2018-01-25T13:52:53","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T20:52:53","slug":"book-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13122","title":{"rendered":"Book Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, &#8216;Titanic&#8217; and &#8216;My Life&#8217; by Bill Clinton One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report .<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_yMail_cursorElementTracker_1516797839779\">\n<ul>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Cost &#8211; $29.99<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Cost &#8211; $29.99<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Over 3 hours to read<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Over 3 hours to read<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Ditto for Bill<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose&#8217;s dress gets ruined.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Ditto for Monica.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Let&#8217;s not go there.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Clinton doesn&#8217;t remember anything..<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let&#8217;s not go there, either.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death.<\/li>\n<li class=\"m_-157046281361774999aolmail_x_MsoNormal\">* Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary &#8211; basically the same thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, &#8216;Titanic&#8217; and &#8216;My Life&#8217; by Bill Clinton One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report . * Titanic: Cost &#8211; $29.99 * Clinton : Cost &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13122\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Book Report<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13123,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13122\/revisions\/13123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}