Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.<\/p>\n
\u201cSixty is the worst age to be,\u201d said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee.<\/p>\n
And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAh, that\u2019s nothin\u2019,\u201d said the 70-year-old. \u201cWhen you\u2019re seventy, you can\u2019t even crap anymore.<\/p>\n
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin\u2019 comes out!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cActually,\u201d said the 80-year-old, \u201cEighty is the worst age of all.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have trouble peeing too?\u201d asked the 60-year-old.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00.<\/p>\n
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have trouble crapping?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, I crap every morning at 6:30.\u201d<\/p>\n
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, \u201cLet me get this straight.<\/p>\n
You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.<\/p>\n
So what\u2019s so tough about being 80?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t wake up until 7:00.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. \u201cSixty is the worst age to be,\u201d said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!\u201d \u201cAh, that\u2019s nothin\u2019,\u201d said the 70-year-old. \u201cWhen you\u2019re seventy, you can\u2019t even crap anymore. … Continue reading The best old guy joke on the net…<\/span>