DEAR NEIGHBOR:<\/p>\n
Hi, Fred; this is Richard next door.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve got a confession to make. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I\u2019m telling you in this text, and I can\u2019t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.
\nThe truth is that, when you\u2019re not around, I\u2019ve been sharing your
\nwife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven\u2019t
\nbeen getting it at home recently, and I know that that\u2019s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can\u2019t live with the guilt and hope you\u2019ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I\u2019ll pay you.
\nRegards, Richard<\/p>\n
NEIGHBOR\u2019S RESPONSE:
\nFred, feeling very angry and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and shot his wife. He poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a 2nd text message from Richard.<\/p>\n
2ND TEXT MESSAGE:
\nHi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.<\/p>\n
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had changed \u201cwi-fi\u201d to \u201cwife.\u201d Technology, huh? It\u2019ll be the death of us all.<\/p>\n
Regards, Richard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
DEAR NEIGHBOR: Hi, Fred; this is Richard next door. I\u2019ve got a confession to make. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I\u2019m telling you in this text, and I can\u2019t live with myself a minute longer without … Continue reading OOPS!<\/span>