If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!<\/p>\n
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
\nIf a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.<\/p>\n
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
\nIf a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.<\/p>\n
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
\nIf a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.<\/p>\n
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
\nIf a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.<\/p>\n
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
\nA Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.<\/p>\n
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
\nA Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.<\/p>\n
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it
\nIf a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.<\/p>\n
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
\nIf a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.<\/p>\n
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh
\nA Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he … Continue reading Which side of the fence?<\/span>