{"id":13723,"date":"2018-06-21T06:57:01","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T12:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13723"},"modified":"2018-06-21T06:57:01","modified_gmt":"2018-06-21T12:57:01","slug":"the-case-of-the-frozen-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13723","title":{"rendered":"The case of the Frozen Crabs\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An attorney boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. He asked the blonde stewardess on duty to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew\u2019s refrigerator.<\/p>\n<p>He advised her he was holding her personally responsible for the seafood, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeding to rant about what would happen if she let them thaw in flight.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, she was very annoyed by his behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, \u201cWould the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not a single hand went up\u2026so she took the box home and shared the seafood with her family.<\/p>\n<p>Two lessons here:<\/p>\n<p>1. Lawyers aren\u2019t as smart as they think they are.<\/p>\n<p>2. Blondes aren\u2019t as dumb as most folks think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An attorney boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. He asked the blonde stewardess on duty to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew\u2019s refrigerator. He advised her he was holding her personally responsible for the seafood, mentioning in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=13723\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The case of the Frozen Crabs\u2026<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13723"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13724,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13723\/revisions\/13724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}