The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.<\/p>\n
The wife of her employer was very upset about this.<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cNow, Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cWell, Senora, there are three reasons. The first is I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cJor huzban, he say so.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh yeah?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cThe second reason eez I am better cook.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said you were a better cook?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cJor huzban did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh he did, did he??\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cThe third reason is I am better at sex than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: \u201cAnd did my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: “No, Senora, Jose the gardener did.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife of her employer was very upset about this. Wife: \u201cNow, Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?\u201d Maria: \u201cWell, Senora, there are three reasons. The first is I iron better than you.\u201d Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d Maria: \u201cJor huzban, he say so.\u201d … Continue reading The Mexican Maid<\/span>