I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, “What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond.<\/p>\n
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.<\/p>\n
When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”<\/p>\n
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.\u201d<\/p>\n
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.<\/p>\n
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.<\/p>\n
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.<\/p>\n
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.<\/p>\n
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs?”<\/p>\n
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.<\/p>\n
Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.<\/p>\n
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.<\/p>\n
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.<\/p>\n
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.<\/p>\n
May you always have:<\/p>\n
Love to share ,
\nCash to spare ,
\nAnd friends who care .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, “What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond. I was thinking about old … Continue reading Am I getting to that age?<\/span>