Just before the funeral services, the undertaker\u00a0came up to the\u00a0 elderly widow and asked, \u00a0How old was your husband?’
\u00a0’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ \u00a0
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’ she responded<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:\u00a0
\u00a0About being 104?’ the reporter asked.
\u00a0She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure…’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ve sure gotten old!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,\u00a0
New knees, and fought prostate cancer\u00a0
I’m half blind,\u00a0
Can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,\u00a0
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation.
Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.\u00a0
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,\u00a0I still have my driver’s license.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.\u00a0I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors, \u00a0I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,\u00a0and perspired for an hour. But….. by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.\u00a0
Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
THE SENILITY PRAYER :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, <\/p>\n\n\n\n The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and <\/p>\n\n\n\n The eyesight to tell the difference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Always Remember This:<\/strong> Just before the funeral services, the undertaker\u00a0came up to the\u00a0 elderly widow and asked, \u00a0How old was your husband?’ \u00a0’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ \u00a0 ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’ she responded Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:\u00a0\u00a0About being 104?’ the reporter asked.\u00a0She simply replied, ‘No … Continue reading Senior words of wisdom!<\/span>
You don’t stop laughing because you grow\u00a0old,\u00a0<\/strong>
You grow old because you stop laughing!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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