{"id":14554,"date":"2019-01-23T07:28:19","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T14:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=14554"},"modified":"2019-01-23T07:28:49","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T14:28:49","slug":"14554","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=14554","title":{"rendered":"A blond joke rehashed with a modern twist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/ocasiocortez20181.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/ocasiocortez20181.jpeg 540w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/ocasiocortez20181-150x83.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/ocasiocortez20181-300x166.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><figcaption>A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO WASHINGTON DC, WHEN DEMOCRAT OCASIO CORTEZ IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.<br \/><br \/>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.\u00a0<br \/><br \/>SHE THEN TELLS THE FUTURE CONGRESSWOMAN THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.<br \/><br \/>CORTEZ REPLIES, &#8220;I&#8217;M A DEMOCRAT, I&#8217;M BEAUTIFUL, I&#8217;M SOCIALIST, I&#8217;M GOING TO DC AND I&#8217;M STAYING RIGHT HERE.&#8221;<br \/><br \/>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A DEMOCRAT BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON&#8217;T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.<br \/><br \/>THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO CORTEZ AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO ECONOMY.<br \/><br \/>CORTEZ REPLIES, &#8220;I&#8217;M A DEMOCRAT, I&#8217;M BEAUTIFUL, I&#8217;M SOCIALIST, I&#8217;M GOING TO DC AND I&#8217;M STAYING RIGHT HERE.&#8221;<br \/><br \/>THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THE FUTURE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO WON&#8217;T LISTEN TO REASON.<br \/><br \/>THE PILOT SAYS, &#8220;YOU SAY SHE IS A DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST? I\u2019LL HANDLE THIS, I&#8217;M MARRIED TO A LIBERAL. I SPEAK SOCIALIST.&#8221;<br \/><br \/>HE GOES BACK TO THE DEMOCRAT AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, &#8220;OH, I&#8217;M SORRY.&#8221; AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.<br \/><br \/>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.<br \/><br \/>&#8220;I TOLD HER, &#8216;FIRST CLASS ISN&#8217;T GOING TO DC.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14554"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14554"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14557,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14554\/revisions\/14557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}