{"id":15671,"date":"2020-01-27T17:00:40","date_gmt":"2020-01-28T00:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=15671"},"modified":"2020-01-28T08:53:49","modified_gmt":"2020-01-28T15:53:49","slug":"teacher-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=15671","title":{"rendered":"TEACHER SAID&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Let&#8217;s begin by reviewing some history. Who said: &#8216;Give me Liberty, or<br \/>give me Death!&#8217;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign<br \/>exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: &#8220;Patrick Henry,<br \/>1775,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Very good!\u00a0 &#8220;Who said:\u00a0 &#8216;Government of the People, by the People, for  the People, shall not perish from the earth!&#8217;?&#8221; Again, no response<br \/>except from Little Akio: &#8220;Abraham Lincoln, 1863.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Excellent!&#8221; said the teacher continuing. &#8220;Let&#8217;s try one a bit more<br \/>difficult. &#8220;Who said, &#8216;Ask not what your country can do for you, but<br \/>what you can do for your country&#8217;?&#8221; Once again, Akio&#8217;s was the only<br \/>hand in the air and he said: &#8220;John F. Kennedy, 1961.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher snapped at her class, &#8220;Class, you should be ashamed of<br \/>yourselves. Akio isn&#8217;t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She hears a loud whisper:.. &#8220;F&#8211;k the Japs.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Who said that? I want to know right now,&#8221; she angrily demanded.<br \/>Little Akio put his hand up and said: \u201cGeneral MacArthur, 1945.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At that point, a student in the back said, &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna puke.&#8221; The<br \/>teacher glares around and asks, &#8220;All right! Now, who said that?&#8221;<br \/>Again, Little Akio says: &#8220;George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, during a state dinner in 1991.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now furious, another student yells, &#8220;Suck this!&#8221; Little Akio jumps out<br \/>of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher. &#8220;Bill Clinton,<br \/>to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the<br \/>floor, someone said, &#8220;Damn, we\u2019re screwed.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Akio said quietly, &#8220;Chuck Schumer when Trump got elected, November 2016.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s begin by reviewing some history. Who said: &#8216;Give me Liberty, orgive me Death!&#8217;? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreignexchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: &#8220;Patrick Henry,1775,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Very good!\u00a0 &#8220;Who said:\u00a0 &#8216;Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=15671\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">TEACHER SAID&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15671"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15679,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15671\/revisions\/15679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}