\u2022 If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 It\u2019s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it\u2019s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquiries about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 It\u2019s wrong to steal, but it\u2019s cool to demand that the government steal for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Illegals aren’t required to show ID, but citizens can’t buy cough medicine without it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 It\u2019s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you\u2019d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Doctors and Engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 We demand that the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care decisions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for \u201cfree\u201d health care for illegals is not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Men are evil misogynists, and a hooker named Stormy Daniels is a national treasure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Kids can\u2019t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 It\u2019s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico\u2019s politicians are corrupt, but it\u2019s wonderful when Puerto Rico\u2019s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Illegals don\u2019t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 We are $22 trillion dollars in debt, but we should throw money at every perceived problem like drunken sailors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2022 Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u2022 If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. \u2022 It\u2019s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. \u2022 Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good. \u2022 It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail … Continue reading We are living in Bizarre World<\/span>