{"id":16335,"date":"2020-06-03T15:15:14","date_gmt":"2020-06-03T21:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=16335"},"modified":"2020-06-03T15:15:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-03T21:15:16","slug":"funny-shit-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=16335","title":{"rendered":"Funny shit!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. First President to violate the War Powers Act.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. First President to terminate America\u2019s ability to put a man in space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I feel much better now. I had been under the impression he hadn’t been doing ANYTHING… Such an accomplished individual… in the eyes of the ignorant maybe.!.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments: 1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint. 2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner. 3. First President to have a … Continue reading Funny shit!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16337,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16335\/revisions\/16337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}