A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn\u2019t do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn\u2019t live far from the shop, he decided to walk home.On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store\/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he had a problem\u2026 How to carry his entire purchase home.The feed store owner said, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?\u201d \u201cHey, thanks!\u201d said the biker, and out the door, he went.In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane.The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.\u201d We can take a short cut down this alley and be there in no time\u201d.The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, \u201cI am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won\u2019t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?\u201dThe biker said, \u201cHoly smokes lady! I\u2019m carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in Hell could I possibly hold you up against a wall and do that?\u201dThe lady said, \u201cSet the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I\u2019ll hold the chickens.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn\u2019t do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn\u2019t live far from the shop, he decided to walk home.On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at … Continue reading An oldie but a goodie!<\/span>