Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.<\/p>\n
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have\u00a0so much energy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your\u00a0energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”<\/p>\n
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
\nHe said, “Do you have any rye bread?”
\nShe said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”<\/p>\n
He said, “I want five loaves.”<\/p>\n
She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”<\/p>\n
He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this shit but me.”<\/p>\n
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have\u00a0so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye … Continue reading Rye Bread<\/span>