{"id":3016,"date":"2013-05-22T08:36:46","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T14:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3016"},"modified":"2013-05-22T08:37:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T14:37:37","slug":"its-all-my-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3016","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all my fault."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Erin told me that everything is my fault. When she told me this, I went through a list of things that I felt I was blameless for, but she told me that they were ALL my fault.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 14px;\">Sneaking things for Erin from Tori, my fault.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>The dogs pooping on the rug,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>The tornado in Oklahoma,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Wars,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>The drought,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Justin Beiber,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Dogs barking,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Car alarms,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Bird poop on my windshield,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Shirley,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Death,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Canada,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Bad tempered customers,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>Obama,\u00a0my fault. \u00a0(That one hurt.)<\/li>\n<li>Uncle Andy,\u00a0my fault.<\/li>\n<li>and finally, &#8220;Pake, everything&#8217;s your fault.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>She&#8217;s mean to me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erin told me that everything is my fault. When she told me this, I went through a list of things that I felt I was blameless for, but she told me that they were ALL my fault. Sneaking things for Erin from Tori, my fault. The dogs pooping on the rug,\u00a0my fault. The tornado in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3016\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s all my fault.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3019,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions\/3019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}