{"id":3498,"date":"2013-08-05T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T06:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3498"},"modified":"2013-08-05T05:14:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T11:14:25","slug":"yesterday-was-nice-and-uneventful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3498","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday was nice and uneventful!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Cleaned the condo.<\/li>\n<li>Hid all evidence of the party.<\/li>\n<li>Tossed out the stripper. (Found her on the couch.)<\/li>\n<li>set the dishwasher.<\/li>\n<li>Hooked up the trailer and left for Michigan.<\/li>\n<li>Returned 1 hour later to get Erin.<\/li>\n<li>Ooops!<\/li>\n<li>Uneventful trip to Holland.<\/li>\n<li>Saw Beth and her dog.<\/li>\n<li>Laurel and her friends.<\/li>\n<li>Kathy and her sister.<\/li>\n<li>Went to the beach and got wet.<\/li>\n<li>Paneras for dinner.<\/li>\n<li>Erin won&#8217;t let me nap.<\/li>\n<li>Erin smells like poop and I smell like roses.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>OK, dat&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<h6>Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.<\/h6>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cleaned the condo. Hid all evidence of the party. Tossed out the stripper. (Found her on the couch.) set the dishwasher. Hooked up the trailer and left for Michigan. Returned 1 hour later to get Erin. Ooops! Uneventful trip to Holland. Saw Beth and her dog. Laurel and her friends. Kathy and her sister. Went &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3498\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yesterday was nice and uneventful!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3499,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions\/3499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}