{"id":3620,"date":"2013-08-22T06:15:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T12:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3620"},"modified":"2013-08-21T16:16:19","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T22:16:19","slug":"funny-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3620","title":{"rendered":"Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"id_52153b7a099481508632942\">Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car\u00a0over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.The driver obviously confused said,&#8221;Officer, I don&#8217;t understand, I wasn&#8217;t doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?&#8221; &#8220;Ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the officer said, &#8220;you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous&#8221;. &#8220;Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour&#8221;, the old woman said proudly.<\/p>\n<p>The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. &#8220;Before I go Ma&#8217;am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?<\/p>\n<p>These women seem badly shaken and haven&#8217;t uttered a word all this time&#8221; &#8220;Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h6>Laugh or else!<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_root text_exposed\" style=\"display: inline;\"><span class=\"text_exposed_show\" style=\"display: inline;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car\u00a0over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=3620\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Funny<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3620"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3622,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions\/3622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}