{"id":4344,"date":"2013-11-20T05:45:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T12:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4344"},"modified":"2013-11-19T15:45:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T22:45:40","slug":"i-swear-that-colleen-is-trying-to-cripple-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4344","title":{"rendered":"I swear that Colleen is trying to cripple me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You know Colleen, my Pilates instructor? She hates me I think. Always calling me Dennis, and making me hurt, and calling me gay. I guess the gay thing was in jest because she was trying to hook me up with her husband. . . I think. Women are confusing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I got some new shirts and a new hat today. Duluth Trading is where I got them. I like their pants, so I figured to try some of their long-sleeved t-shirts. So soft and almost caressing. I love them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/IMG_0950.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4345\" alt=\"IMG_0950\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/IMG_0950-238x300.jpg\" width=\"238\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/IMG_0950-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/IMG_0950-119x150.jpg 119w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/IMG_0950.jpg 343w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/a>And as long as I was ordering shirts, I figured a hat was needed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know Colleen, my Pilates instructor? She hates me I think. Always calling me Dennis, and making me hurt, and calling me gay. I guess the gay thing was in jest because she was trying to hook me up with her husband. . . I think. Women are confusing. I got some new shirts and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4344\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I swear that Colleen is trying to cripple me.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4346,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions\/4346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}