{"id":4427,"date":"2013-12-07T22:37:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T05:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4427"},"modified":"2013-12-07T20:53:39","modified_gmt":"2013-12-08T03:53:39","slug":"the-musical-whore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4427","title":{"rendered":"The musical whore."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This evening the musical whore was going to come upstairs and play for us. I&#8217;m not sure why, but she told me that she&#8217;d play for us all night. I thought I saw it all here, but once again I was wrong. A bass guitar playing hooker.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nina said no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This evening the musical whore was going to come upstairs and play for us. I&#8217;m not sure why, but she told me that she&#8217;d play for us all night. I thought I saw it all here, but once again I was wrong. A bass guitar playing hooker. Nina said no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4427"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4427"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4429,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4427\/revisions\/4429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}