{"id":4501,"date":"2013-12-20T07:12:14","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T14:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4501"},"modified":"2013-12-20T07:12:14","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T14:12:14","slug":"another-friday-another-stranded-motorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4501","title":{"rendered":"Another Friday, another stranded motorist."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">This morning brought me a motorist stranded on the frontage road. Nice enough guy, a Mexican national, so I towed him into the parking lot to wait for the tow truck.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m assuming he&#8217;s a drug mule. He&#8217;s wearing more money than I have on hand for the business. He&#8217;s also armed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">So you may wonder why I helped him with the above mentioned assumptions? I try to help everyone that I can, with the exception of assholes and morons. If this guy is who or what I assume, he will remember my kindness and pass it on to the other people in their network and I will be left alone or they will patronize my business.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oh yeah, I did call the cops and suggested that an officer swing by to scope him out and grab a cuppa coffee. If they make the same determination that I did, they will act accordingly and remove him from society.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Duck Dynasty, ever watch it? I have never seen anything about that show other than the commercials, until yesterday. Oh the shit storm that moron has raised on FB. I got involved in one FB argument about the comments and as always I tended to side with the free speech train of thought. Today I find that the show is a put up and these redneck morons used to be yuppies that made duck calls and changed their lives to the whims of A &amp; E to reap in millions of dinero. Google the show title and yuppies for some good reads and you tube has at least one good posting, profane as it is.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">The NM state supremes legalized gay marriage. Needless to say ML, our resident anti-gay crusader, had a few choice words to say about the issue. I shut her up by asking if she was afraid that they&#8217;d force her to marry another woman. She has never had to deal with curveballs before and it&#8217;s fun to watch her try to figure out where I&#8217;m going with them when I pitch them out.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;s like training a puppy. She states something hateful and I hit her with pure logic in a left field sorta way and she shuts up. She&#8217;s already learning that words have consequences in my presence and we hear less hate daily.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I should try a rolled up newspaper just to see the shocked look on her face.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wow, I think this holiday period will be a travel nightmare. The weatherliars are all preaching doom and gloom for the weekend and beyond. BUY A JEEP!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sorry, I&#8217;m so brand loyal.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Speaking of loyalty, I switched gas distributors recently. I&#8217;m a loyal customer, but I still price shop my distributors on a regular basis. the last two loads of gas have saved me almost $1000. That is significant in our lives.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Obama is a lying sack of nasty wet fecal material. \u00a0Just saying, in case you forgot.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Christmas bonuses were paid today. Ho Ho Ho and all that ca ca.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h6>Kill one man and you&#8217;re a murderer, kill a million and you&#8217;re a conqueror.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u2013 Jean Rostand<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning brought me a motorist stranded on the frontage road. Nice enough guy, a Mexican national, so I towed him into the parking lot to wait for the tow truck. I&#8217;m assuming he&#8217;s a drug mule. He&#8217;s wearing more money than I have on hand for the business. He&#8217;s also armed. 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