{"id":4590,"date":"2014-01-04T13:47:10","date_gmt":"2014-01-04T20:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4590"},"modified":"2014-01-04T13:50:29","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T20:50:29","slug":"chicago-temperature-conversion-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4590","title":{"rendered":"Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stolen directly from Facebook. Too good not to.<a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4591\" alt=\"1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n\" src=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n.png\" width=\"586\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n.png 586w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n-150x99.png 150w, https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1235233_732989823385441_999922136_n-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 586px) 100vw, 586px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">THE WINDY CITY TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART<\/p>\n<p>60\u00b0 F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing.<\/p>\n<p>50\u00b0 F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.<\/p>\n<p>40\u00b0 F: Italian sports cars won&#8217;t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.<\/p>\n<p>32\u00b0 F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.<\/p>\n<p>20\u00b0 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.<\/p>\n<p>15\u00b0 F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.<\/p>\n<p>0\u00b0 F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.<\/p>\n<p>10\u00b0 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.<\/p>\n<p>25\u00b0 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.<\/p>\n<p>40\u00b0 below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.<\/p>\n<p>100\u00b0 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can&#8217;t start &#8216;da car.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>460\u00b0 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, &#8216;cold &#8217;nuff for ya?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>500\u00b0 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen directly from Facebook. Too good not to. THE WINDY CITY TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 60\u00b0 F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing. 50\u00b0 F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens. 40\u00b0 F: Italian sports cars won&#8217;t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down. 32\u00b0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4590\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4590"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4594,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions\/4594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}