{"id":4632,"date":"2014-01-09T15:22:44","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T22:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4632"},"modified":"2014-01-09T15:22:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T22:22:44","slug":"ninas-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4632","title":{"rendered":"Nina&#8217;s Off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But then I&#8217;m sure you all suspected that when she married me. I dropped her off at the airport this morning and headed right home, with a stop at\u00a0Chick-fil-A for lunch. Part way home I called Tori to find out that she busted the gas computer somehow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">OK, Tori didn&#8217;t do it, but she didn&#8217;t help the situation much by hitting my battery backup with a ball peen hammer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">OK, she didn&#8217;t really hit it with a hammer, but she is no electrical engineer. In fact I&#8217;m not sure she should be allowed to plug in her hairdryer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">OK, maybe she should be allowed to plug in her hairdryer, but she should stay away from water while using it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oh well, the gas computer is back up and running and it really wasn&#8217;t Tori&#8217;s fault and she did stay on the phone with some non-english speaking off-shore tech advisor that made her want to shoot the handset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But then I&#8217;m sure you all suspected that when she married me. I dropped her off at the airport this morning and headed right home, with a stop at\u00a0Chick-fil-A for lunch. Part way home I called Tori to find out that she busted the gas computer somehow. OK, Tori didn&#8217;t do it, but she didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/?p=4632\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nina&#8217;s Off.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4633,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4632\/revisions\/4633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the-glen-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}