Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop.<\/p>\n
The woman in the back seat – in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.”<\/p>\n
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.<\/p>\n
Well, says the woman, “You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there.”<\/p>\n
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. “My God, what happened to you?” asks the woman.<\/p>\n
The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.”<\/p>\n
“What on earth did you say?” asks the woman.<\/p>\n
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, “I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”<\/p>\n
Don’t You just love a story with a happy ending!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat – in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.” So the … Continue reading DEATH OF THE OLD COW<\/span>